need help deciding if something sucks?

A coworker just pointed out the hilarity that is sucks/rocks, which takes a literal interpretation of search engine results to the next level by using the Yahoo! Search API to tally the number of results for any term you enter as phrased positively or negatively with the following terms:
negative: X sucks, X is lame, X is crap, I hate X.
positive: X rocks, X is sweet, X is awesome, I love X.
Naturally, inquiring minds will want to know what sucks/rocks thinks of a handful of major search engines (including, ok, a few non-search engines that do some search-engine-type work):



