Yesterday a colleague pointed out something conspicuously absent from google's various pages—any reference to The National Day of Slayer.
Like most compulsive internet addicts, you're probably aware of how google enjoys "dressing up" its logo for holidays or special occasions. In case you're from the past, google even keeps a gallery of it's special holiday logos. As you can see, google's Dennis Hwang has decorated the company's logo for completely bogus holidays, including the birthdays of people whose names no one can pronounce and whose contributions to society only eggheads like those crazy founders of the paradigmatic dot-com could remember anyway.
But if you had occasion to visit the google homepage yesterday, you would have seen nothing commemorating the important, once-in-a-millennium holiday that took place yesterday!
Clearly, google's power has gone straight to its founders' already rather-large heads. They think they can foist a celebration of Mozart's 250th birthday upon their billions of users just because *they* like to listen to classical music—while ignoring the vital cultural contributions of Satanic speed metal!
Why, google? Why??? It would have been so easy.
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